Last year, apparently drunk on tea and manic creativity, I flooded Twitter and FB with Catmas carols. I put them on my old blog, along with the ones other people contributed.
The muse has struck again, so I’m back on Twitter/FB/G+ with them. I’ll post the new ones here as well. Feel free to join in on Facebook or Twitter! The more the purrier!
Kittens we have heard on high/Meowing in their joyous glee/And the human in reply/Get down off the Christmas tree!#catmascarols #kittenswehaveheardonhigh
Kitten that purr/sweet-smelling fur/Playing with toys/bringing me joy/Merry merry merry Catmas #catmascarols #carolofthecats
I heard 3 cats meow for food/On Xmas Day, on Xmas Day/I heard 3 cats meow for food/On Xmas Day in the morning. #catmascarols #iheard3cats
Kitten purrs, kitten purrs/Purring all the way/Oh what joy it is to hear a kitten purr today, hey! #catmascarols #jinglekittens
Kitten purrs, kitten purrs/It’s purring time by the heater/Purr and purr/Hear them purr/Soon it will be Catmas Day. #catmascarols #silvercats
O holy cats, the kittens are a-purring/It is the night of the sweet kitten’s purr…/Fall on your knees! Oh, give the kitten scritchies! #catmascarols #oholycats
God rest ye merry, gentlecats/Let nothing you dismay/Remember Bast, our Savior/Looks over us this day. #catmascarols #merrygentlecats
O come all ye kittens/Joyful and purricious/O come ye, o come ye/To eat gooshy food. #catmascarols #comeallyekittens
We three cats who rule your house are/Bearing gifts we traverse afar/Couch to armchair/Your fav’rite rug there/A hairball inside your boudoir. #catmascarols #wethreecats
We wish you a Merry Catmas, we wish you a Merry Catmas, we wish you a Merry Catmas, and a Treat—filled New Year! #catmascarols #merrycatmas
Do you hear what I hear?/A cat, a cat/Purring by the fire/With a sound as big as a lion. #catmascarols #doyouhearacatpurr
Last Catmas, I gave you a mouse/The very next day, you threw it away/This year, to save me from tears/I’ll give you a squishy hairball. #catmascarols #lastcatmas
Feed the cats/Let them know it’s Catmastime. #catmascarols #feedthecats #catcharitysongs #cataid
12 bowls of wet food/11 laps to sit on/10 catnip treats/9 laser pointers/8 beds to nap in/7 fish a-swimming/6 turkey drumsticks/5 HOURS OF SCRITCHIES/4 feather toys/3 paper bags/2 mouse-shaped things/and a pardon for climbing up the Yule treeeee #catmascarols #12daysofcatmas
Oh catmas tree oh catmas tree, with branches made of catnip, your shiney bells to me foretells, tumbling through and backflip….
Away in a catbox I don’t use my beds
This sweet little kitty digs, spatters and shreds,
The season’s for giving and so I will leave
Turds, birdies, and dead mice for you to receive.
The humans are moaning, they say it’s a mess
But these are the gifts that I proudly profess
And you’d better like it or you’ll get instead
Some cat barf and hairballs right smack in your bed.